Saturday, 26 January 2019

Middlesex Regiment Mobilised

Today we would laugh at the idea of some Pan-European Super State watching us from across The Channel with envious eyes, secretly making plans to impose their will, their laws and their dictatorial views upon the true democracy that is Dear Old Blighty. Ahem. 

But as the invasion of 1879 showed this was not always the case. One of the first regiments to be mobilised  to face the invading horde was the Middlesex Regiment,  lead by none other than Colonel Arthur Brown VC; "Hero of Balaclava".

Not a wobbly lip in the lot of them.

Colonel Brown (of the Newcastle Brown's) needs no introduction; his flanking attack on the Russian looters of the Royal Welch Fusilier's Balaclava camp is the stuff of legend. Not so his similar assault on Constables Barker and Reeves at the "Fusiliers Arms" Woolwich upon his return, but I digress.

Brown's batman obviously forgot to unpack the VC when this shot was taken!


Private soldier's promotions, medal awards and moustaches will be added as the great campaign unfolds, but for now the Regiment has been issued the necessary arms, ammunition and gloss varnish. For Queen, country and real ale, huzzah!

(I would have started on the first of the dastardly German invaders however I made a total arse of my first order and have had to send the heads back for the correct pickelhaube replacements to be sent. I obviously had one too many port's in the mess before going on line).

11 comments:

  1. Splendid Sir, the Hun will be quaking in their boots at the very thought of facing these fine upstanding fellows.

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  2. Finally someone who will stand up to Johnny foreigner huraah!

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  3. They have a glossy, stalwart look to them - I am sure that they won't Brexit their place in the line.

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    1. Indeed Sir. So much so that after 29 March* there will be additional morale bonuses for all Empire troops!

      *Subject to the terms, conditions and general incompetence of The House!

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  4. Lovely troops, thought I must admit to mistaking Arthur Brown for he of The Crazy WOrld of Arthur Brown and the song 'Fire!' from 1967. As in, "I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you. . . Fire!"

    Kidding aside, looking forward to seeing things develop further.

    Best Regards,

    Stokes

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  5. Redder than dread, Matt. A magnificent body of men. I can vouch for the roughness of Woolwich pubs, by the way. Happy Days!

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  6. Lovely troops Matt. Frequented many a Woolwich pub in my time around the barracks and in the town :)

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  7. A splendid formation sir...

    All the best. Aly

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